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Date:2012-01-02 23:02
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Date:2011-12-24 17:39
Subject:Zines-a-Poppin'!
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SO, there's a new issue of Journey Planet up on eFanzines.com! You can give it a read at http://efanzines.com/JourneyPlanet/JourneyPlanet11.pdf. It's the Sherlock Holmes issue of Journey Planet, which was a ton of fun to do.

Now, I've not read a lot of Holmes, I'd read a story or two, maybe, and had done the Hard Case Crime novel version of The Valley of Fear, but after this issue, well, I'e been giving some more a chance. I got a story about a set of submarine plans and a guy on top of an Underground train that was really pretty awesome. We ran an article that discussed it, the train part specifically, and I read it looking for clues to answer that article. That's one of the things I love about doing theme issues, it often takes me into areas that I wouldn't have made the effort to get to.

ANd those things sometimes happen.

If you like Holmes, go and give it a read.
Chris

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Date:2011-09-14 16:02
Subject:You might say I'm a geek...
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I don't know how I had not heard about http://www.speakoutwithyourgeekout.com/, but alas, I had not.

And now I have.

I am, in fact, a geek. I'm a lot of different geeks, actually.

I'm a video game geek, as I often watch a movie or read a book and say "they're gonna make it through, this is only the under-boss of the level" and often have the sound effects of video games going off in my head when I read a fight or chase scene. I'm a movie geek as I love not only SF Blockbusters and schlock cinema and foreign works of art and brassy musicals, but ephemeral films, documentaries, propaganda films, old commericals and music videos. I'm certainly an SF geek, and a horror geek to a degree, and a wrestling geek and a food geek (as opposed to a Foody) and I'd say I'm an Awards geek, and not just ones that I find myself on the ballot for, but all sorts of awards in all sorts of fields. I'm a lists geek, as anyone who has read The Drink Tank issues dealing with the National FIlm Registry or my love of Halls of Fame and the like.

And I might be a Fanzine Geek. Maybe...

In other words, I love the geeking lifestyle, always have.

And without that, I wouldn't be a curator today. I've told the story before: ten years old, Forry's place for a tour and I fall in love and somehow hear Forry say the word "Curator" about his collection and I fall in love with the concept once I look up what it means. For the rest of my life, I want to be a curator, and somehow I've duped a museum into letting me be one! That happened because I was a young geek who went someplace awesome and came away with a new hope.

Geekery has informed my world view, introduced me to amazing people around the world, let me say all the stupid things that pop into my head and have people read and and generally made me a happy guy who has a rosy image of the world he lives in because I'm living in the Age of the Geek, which I find beautiful.

So, there it is, I'm a geek, but I suspect no one reading this is surprised.
Chris

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Date:2011-07-18 14:30
Subject:Alas, Dangerous Visions...
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So, I've begun working on the 7th Annual Giant Sized Annual, which isn't do until January 31st. Why so early? Well, it's going ot be a big project. I'm planning on covering both the released anthologies and a bit on Last Dangerous Visions (maybe I should ask Chris Priest to write something?). I've got some fun plans, especially with regards to the Last Dangerous Visions section.

So, why do I write about this here?

Well, I'm looking for articles! I'm hoping that folks might be willing to write either about individual stories from the anthologies (so far, only three stories are called: Auto-de-fey, Aye, And Gemorrah and Gonna Roll The Bones) and I would love to have some more folks.

So, if you're interested, I can even lend you the books!

Interested? garcia @ computerhistory dot org
Chris

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Date:2011-07-06 17:44
Subject:From Facebook: My Mostly Entire Thoughts on the Westercon 66 Thing
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Andy called me right after they had the Granzella's bid idea and I loved the thought! It was good stuff, sounded like great fun and I hopped on the bandwagon happily. I thought it sounded like fun, I had a blast with both the Casa de WorldCon and AhwahneeCon bids and thought this would be a good laugh.

And you know what, it was!

I had fun coming up with fake Olive Facts, I loved the ones that Leigh Ann came up with. I loved the sense of fun that it had. Above all, bids should be fun, no? Well, maybe that's not true, they should be informative, interesting, and fun. For a good example, look at the London 2014 bid. Great parties at lots of cons, lots of great info, fun videos, it's got it all. The bid for this year's Westercon was a pretty good one. It got the name out there and by the way Glenn managed things, he made sure that there was a sense of fun to everything. I don't do anything I don't think is fun unless not doing it'll land me in prison or without an apartment to call home.

Andy and Kevin took it in another direction.

They made it both a Voter Education thing, which is a good and important thing (to paraphrase John Hertz) and they released the Olive Manifesto, which was exactly the kind of thing that one should do when a Hoax gets Real. I kinda feel bad because my participation was less-than-serious, but what can I say? I'm a terrible hedonistic human being.

There were several things that troubled me. In the meeting, the gentleman who basically said "Shame on you for stealing a Westercon from a real bid!" OK, you can look at what happen and come away with that feeling and it's understandable. On the other hand, what Kevin and Andy did was bring folks in, many of whom would never have voted in a Westercon site selection, and they made them care. They held a harsh light up to the problems with the Portland bid and they refused to give up and let it just be a "Hoax Bid". They didn't have to go to the Business Meeting and enter a bid. They did, and they were awarded the convention.

Some called it dirty pool. I can see their point, but I don't quite see it like that. Not Dirty Pool, but maybe Dirty Tennis. In the early 1900s, tennis was a thing played with a specific set of rules and expectations, things like rushing the net were never to be done. Someone saw this and began to play differently, putting spin on the ball, making serves difficult to return. The players at the time had to adapt or they had to go off and retire. The ones who retired thought of the style of play those newer players as 'Dirty Players'.

The ones that retired didn't effect the future of the game. Tennis grew out of those folks who saw that a change was needed. That change came from the ones who made the game interesting.

There were folks who approached me right after the business meeting who were certainly angry, one of which saying that A Joke Bid beat a serious bid because they were popular. "Why should anyone bid if the Popular Kids can just come along and steal it away from you?" she said. I asked "If the Popular Kids had filed and won, would that have been OK?" She got flustered and left. Utah, on their bid Yahoo Group, mentioned that "It could happen to us" and you know what, that's the best message to take away. If you aren't as solid a bid as you could be, you're vulnerable. Unopposed does not mean Seated. Unopposed does not mean free and easy.

Glenn, by the way, did it right. The Westercon 64 bid was solid, smart and didn't just accept that it was going to win. It bid like it was running against someone, and in a way all bids are running against None of the Above. Christian & Co. did it right for Westercon 63's bid, as did the bids for Vegas, and the one for San Jose (which turned out to be San Mateo). These were good bids, they were ones that ran, that did not merely accept that they were going to be seated. They put a ton of effort into it and though they had very different outcomes as far as the actual conventions go, they did their bids right.

At least from where I was sitting.

Why should anyone bid if these things can happen? These things couldn't happen to a bid that had its act together. I get it, there was Life that intervened, and honestly it sucks, but show me a bid or a con that hasn't had that sort of thing happen. Part of showing that you can handle a convention is a bidding process where you can work through those sorts of things.

Why bid? Because you have a vision for a convention that you want to see come true. That's why you bid. If you love Westercons, and I do, then you bid because you want to see your fingerprints on one. I really think that the single best reason to bid, to chair, to work a con. Why do I do Fanzine Lounges? So that there'll be some little mark that I left on the experience of a convention, and I hope it'll be a positive one. You bid because you want to make that mark, but first you have to convince people that your mark is the one that should be made for that con. Kevin and Andy did that, they did it beautifully. Portland really didn't.

All this adds up to several things. Portland took the mound, had a bad outing. It wasn't busted down to Triple-A, but now it knows what it has to work on, it can tweak its mechanics. I really think Portland can put on a good Westercon, though I am much more interested in seeing what fingerprints Kevin and Andy and the rest of the committee put on their Westercon.

And I hope they'll let me run a Lounge.

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Date:2011-06-08 01:20
Subject:Journey Planet Dune!
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SO, the issue of Journey Planet I'd been waiting for us to be able to do was the Dune issue, which we got Yvonne Rowse to guest edit for us and Ian Sorenson wrote some great stuff, Daves (Hicks and Hardy) have great stuff, there's an article about some actual personages that play a role in Dune, there's my silliness, James Bacon looks at the covers, Andy Trembley puts Avatar in it's place (and gives props to Wikipedia!) and there's a whole bunch more!

I really like this one and think Yvonne did an amazing job with the layout!

http://efanzines.com/JourneyPlanet/JourneyPlanet09.pdf is where you can find it!

Enjoy!
Chris

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Date:2011-05-13 11:16
Subject:Handicapping The Hugos
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Handicapping the Hugos is one of my favorite issues and the one that we do every year. This year, we've got Paul Cornell Bryan Talbot, James Bacon, Lauren Beukes, Beth Zuckerman, Claire Brialey with commentary and More! I think it's one of our best issues yet!

http://efanzines.com/DrinkTank/DrinkTank282.pdf
Give it a read and drop us a line letting us know how brilliant/stupid we are!
Chris

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Date:2011-01-07 10:07
Subject:FAAn Ballot Available!
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http://corflu.org/FaanBallot2011.pdf is the ballot for the FAAn Awards, to be presented at CorFlu 28 in Sunnyvale! Deadline is Feb. 4th, so hurry up and get your vote in! You should vote and vote soon!

You can eMail your votes to egoboo28@corflu.org!
Thanks
Chris

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Date:2011-01-02 22:48
Subject:The Ten Things You Probably Haven't Done thingee
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OK, so yes, I am a memefiend, though I hate the concept of memes (they're a hoax, pass that on) so here is my ten things list

1) Dated two women each worth more than 100 million dollars at the time.

2) Had my computer on display at The British Museum.

3) Hit on Gwen Steffani without knowing who she was.

4) Watched a short documentary on my life and refused to accept it was real.

5) Presented a Hugo while wearing a Fred Flintstone shirt and Dr. Who scarf

6) Beaten the inventor of SpaceWar! Steve Russell and Atari founder Nolan Bushnell playing SpaceWar!

7) Offered Dan Ackroyd a Nutter Butter Peanut Butter Sandwich, He declined.

8) Sat next to Dr. Kevorkian on an airplane

9) Had two dates to my Senior Prom (you might have done this is you are a sitcom character)

10) Played a Mime in a short film.

Chris

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Date:2010-12-20 22:02
Subject:New Drink Tank on Reno!
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http://efanzines.com/DrinkTank/DrinkTank265.pdf

You can go there now. It's the Reno issue of 2011.

It's got stuff from wonderful folks like Helen Montgomery, Anne Gray, Lynda Rucker, James Bacon, John Vaughn, Peter Harrow, John Berlyn, Jim Mann, M Lloyd, SaBean MoreL, Elsa Lund, Me, Guy Lillian, Rob Curley, Me, and a bunch of other good folks. It's a phenomenal bunch of folks! And I'm very pleased that they all agreed to write for us!

There are articles on Reno, a bunch of looks at stuff that you might want to remember for your Reno Hugo ballot and just some good stuff.

Read it and let us know what you think!
Thanks
Chris
http://efanzines.com/DrinkTank/DrinkTank265.pdf

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Date:2010-10-03 20:50
Subject:Klaus at Gunpoint
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OK, as always, I'm working on another project. I'm still working on the Docs (and have done a couple of more) and now, it's time to start another!

Klaus at Gunpoint: A Journal of Film

The goal will be to do a journal that is accessible to both the everyday film lover and those who are film students and the like. I've envisioned it going something like this -

There will be three parts - A Reviews section looking at Films and DVDs (not only mainstream and Art House fare, but also Festival films and specialty bits), books, Festivals, events, equipment and more.

Second, a themed section that'll rotate every issue. The first one: Klaus Kinsky and Werner Herzog and the films they made together.

Finally, a section for personal essay/interviews/other. My initial thought for this bit is to try and get the experience of making movies as well as interacting with them. One thing I know I'll be working on for the first issue will be a bit about a few movie theatres that I've known and loved.

So, when am I planning on doing all of this? I'm starting now with plans of having a first issue ready for the first of March, That gives me plenty of time. If you're interested in writing for us, drop me a line with what you'd like to write about at garcia @ computerhistory.org.

OK, I'm on it!
Chris

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Date:2010-09-19 10:22
Subject:My next documentary
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OK, so I've done the first, awful Doc that I plan on doing now that I have an easy to use and compact camera, it's terrible, but you can see it at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1eWey1_NOw and wallow in the crapulence!

I want to work on another Steampunk doc, this one a bit more experimental, and as such, I'm calling for a few bits of help. It's going to be four 'feeds', two audio, two visual, relating to Steampunk.

What am I looking for?

Well, I'm going to be interviewing folks at SteamCon, and maybe a few before. Each interview will be about 10 minutes, edited down to 5 minutes.

I'm looking for Short-Short stories / poetry, about 500-750 characters. Not words, characters. That's the hard part, I think.

I'm going to be shooting a bunch of different footage, a lot at SteamCon and some random other pieces around. I'll probably also shoot the Babbage Engine again, and such.

I'll be getting some music done. That'll take a bit of time.

And all of that will lead to a single piece. Trust me, it'll be good stuff.

And thus, I'm on another project, though this time, I've got what I need to actually do it myself!
Chris

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Date:2010-07-01 22:03
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You know, I wish I was at Westercon, but at least I'm already as exhausted as Id be if I were there.

We tore down a wall at work today, and while is was in fact fun, it also took every ounce of my energy. I'm a big fan of hitting things with hammers, but I am paying for it.

I am also just now eating for the first time in almost 12 hours. I
'm feeling a bit weak, in fact.

Still, to all my friends at Westercon, drink a round for me!
Chris

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Date:2010-04-25 20:08
Subject:Kick Ass, Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
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A good weekend of fun. There was the reading of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. It was amazingly easy reading. The last book that was so easy to read for me was Steamed, and this was 100X better than that. It was so much historic fun.

The Lovely & Talented Linda saw Kick Ass. It was so much fun. I mean, it was crazy, hyper-violent, hilarious, and a turn from Nic Cage which was a rare performance of awesome from him lately. I mean, how much crap has he done in the last couple of years?

The best part was Hit Girl, of course. She is one of those child actors who has chops that go on for miles. Like Dakota Fanning, but it seems like she understands that you can have fun. It has a very troubling message, but it's also a ton of fun.

One of the best things about it has to be the fact that it kept so much of the tone of the original comic. I love it when that happens.

Oh yeah, Mark Strong was also awesome. He was much more animated than he got to be in Sherlock Holmes.
Chris

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Date:2010-02-28 11:06
Subject:Cinequest
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It's been a blast at CQ this year. Seen the Comedy Shorts twice (if you can, see Ducked & Covered, a hilarious Post Apocolyptic film) and also saw Friction, which was really good. One of the best films at the fest. I loved the Norwegian film Upperdog, which has a character who is almost exactly like my friend Natasha. She's described as Cheeky. I loved the film Babnik, which was a very well-made mobster film. I really enjoyed The Bank Robber, an Estonian film about a guy who just got out of jail. It' sthe kind of film that you see most of it comign down the pipe, but you get a couple of shots out of nowhere and it all changes.

The biggest disappointment for me: The Real Revolutionaries. The problem wasn't the visuals. which were pretty stunning, but the content. If you're making a doc about the great IC companies, you really should mention the 4004 and the fact that Busicom made Intel the most important company in the world by selling them the right to the microprocessor for 60K. That's the kind of thing you MUST mention. Still, it wasn't actively bad.

I'm not going to get to see Applause, starring Paprika Steen. I love Paprika Steen (she was great in The Substitute) and I was hoping I'd see it. I'm also going to miss one of the shorts programs. I feel so bad.

Today, I'm announcing two shorts programs. I miss announcing.

Still, all these Tweets from Gally make me wish I'd gone, but Cinequest this year has been a lot of greatness.
Chris

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Date:2010-02-21 20:30
Subject:The latest Journey Planet is out!
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Journey Planet 5 is now up at http://efanzines.com/JourneyPlanet/JourneyPlanet05.pdf.

It's a great issue, I think. It's got some of my favorite folks in it: Mike Perschon, John Scalzi, James Bacon, Claire Brialey, Niall Harrison, Steve Green, Barbara Johnson-Haddad, Jay Crasdan, and Warren Buff, along with some folks I don't know, Jon Courtenay Grimwood, Edward James (whose Turing Points in History: A Medievalist's Thoughts is a personal fave), Paul McCauley, and more!

Plus, there's art from Taral Wayne and various others!

Go and take a look. It's fun stuff.
Chris

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Date:2010-02-19 08:48
Subject:Started a community
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So, I figure with the official BayCon LJ community going all moderated and announcement only, I figure it'd be a good idea to start a community where folks can post and comment and so on about BayCon and the like. http://community.livejournal.com/baycon_talk/ is the community, and i figure it won't get nearly as much traffic, but it might be a good start to get people talking about the con.

Unmoderated and open to all.

Chris

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Date:2010-02-17 09:58
Subject:WWE NXT - Possibly?
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So, I watched the last ECW show last night on SciFi (there are no Ys in Sci Fi!) and it was a decent show. I'm rather excited by the whole concept of WWE NXT as it could be very very cool, or just another dumb attempt by the WWE to cash in on the slowly dying reality craze.

They've picked 8 "Pros"- Christian, CM Punk, Carlito, MVP, The Miz, Chris Jericho, R-Truth and Mark Henry, to mentor 8 'Rookies', guys I'd never heard of except for Daniel Bryan, better known as Bryan Danielson. The idea has merit, but I get the feeling it's not going to go the way I'd like to see it.

What I'd like to see is the guys form a partnership with a goal. The winner of a round-robin or some sort of point-getting enterprise ends up with a Title Shot or something. The mentors act as trainers, managers and sometimes tag-team partners, helping their guy through. The teams could feud with each other, the Pros and Rookies could have tension and triumphs. They could even do something like having a Pro vs. a Rookie and the Rookies can't manage a win until one of them breaks out and the win could actually get them over.

Sadly, I don't see them going in that direction. Instead, I see it as a sort of Tough Enough, but with guys who can wrestle. That might work, but I think they'd be better off sticking with real storytelling than with something like that.

Chris

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Date:2010-02-02 22:16
Subject:London is calling...
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So, we're planning our trip to London. We're getting in on March 27th and leaving Easter Monday.

We're slowly assembling plans (We must hit The V&A, The Science Museum, Coffee & Tea Museum, Sherlock Holmes Museum and several restaurants) and we're planning a trip up to see Steve Green.

Anyone got a spare room for Linda and I on the 27th and 28th?

The downside of those two days is that it's right during World Horror, so a lot of folks' gonna be away in Brighton.

Looking really forward to Eastercon. I love that hotel and last time was fantastic. Always good to hang with folks.

Chris

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Date:2010-01-31 20:50
Subject:My Two New Zines...
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OK, so on the same day, I managed to finish my two latest zines.

First, it's exactly five years since Bill Burns posted the first issue of The Drink Tank. Five years, 238 issues of The Drink Tank have come and gone. I'm rather amazed that I managed to last this long! This issue's got Jason Wiener's movie reviews of my favorite movies of 2009 (some of which he didn't like), Jason Schachat on AnimeLA, Lloyd Penney on a con-long-gone, Me on The Flips, my favorite issues, and the last five years Jeff Boman (who's running for DUFF) on wrestling, Vanessa Van Wagner on Lost and Found, A John Purcell LoC, and much much more!

Look for that at http://efanzines.com/DrinkTank/DrinkTank238.pdf and maybe even give it a read.

On the other hand, I also put out a HUGE issue of Exhibition Hall! Ariane Wolfe on Fashion, James Bacon on the Oxford Steampunk exhibit, Mark Valentine on Carnacki (a GREAT and thorough article!), reviews of Sherlock Holmes and Ignition City, a look at Coin-Operated Boy, The World Steam Expo and so much more! Plus amazing art from amazing artists!

You can find it at http://efanzines.com/ExhibHall/ExhibHall-06.pdf

Yes, that's a lot for one day, and now I sleep. Both zines have theme issues coming up. We're still working on the Whiskey issue of The Drink Tank, and there's the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen issue of Exhibition Hall. Send stuff to JourneyPlanet@gmail.com!
Chris

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